Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you think I'm being a lazy, ungrateful prick?

I would not be here today if it was not for Tia.

- Okay, I'm good. I'm good. - Okay.

- [Derek] Oh, yeah. [chuckles] - Yes!

Does it turn shit to gold?

Still... [sighs] ...I mean... [chuckles]

- [Tia] I know. - I'm getting spoons.

Look, kid, for the last year,

Then I'll stop saying that.

{\an8}I got plenty of other options.

Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it.

I promise you you will regret it if you don't do this.

{\an8}You're a good dad.

[Sean] Almost done.

♪ D-man's gonna be a B-man D-man's gonna be a B-man ♪

I'm tired. I wanna head back.

I'm sure, uh, many of you know, a little over a year ago, my wife died.

[chuckles] Yeah. [inhales deeply]

Tell him what raw dog means.

Because we're having sexual relations.

- [exhales sharply] - ...and Jimmy thinks so too.

He's not safe dick.

That sneaky little bitch.

I know where Dad keeps the good stuff.

[exhales shakily]

and now you burst into my office and raw dog me here?

- I can't. - Why?

- [lisping] That's how they say it. - Oh, my God.

I look forward to the call from your principal.