Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You nervous about your wedding speech? - Nope.

{\an8}- The era of shirtless Brian has begun. - Yeah!

[breathes heavily] ..."Do you want to come over here and service me?"

- [sighs] Where the hell is Jimmy? - Hey, don't worry. He'll show.

{\an8}"Look at that Blind Side-ass lady. Look at her, look at her."

What kind of a person hugs and tells?

and I would be like, "Your brains are too runny, bitch."

Do I need to kill a goat? 'Cause I'll do that shit for that.

No, it makes it worse.

Of course, Paul.

Marriage is a tough thing for me to talk about.

I'm great at time management.

Okay, that's sounding very "cult-y," and I'm fucking in.

Are you sad because he was so kind to you?

I've never been this uncomfortable in my life.

- Good luck. - Yeah.

And when life gets rough...

Paul and I just hugged.

Yeah. Okay, my turn now?

[breathing shakily] Okay. Okay.

[smacks lips] But they've also got your back.

My wife believed that the best way to help yourself was to help others.

You're an idiot, Grace, so shut the fuck up, or I'll shut you up.

I just wanna make sure it sounds like a cranky old white dude wrote it.

{\an8}"Once you go Asian, you won't go Caucasian."

[Sean] Uh-uh. That ain't for you.

Hope he's enjoying the ass heater.

losing little parts of her.

You, get him drunk. And you, step it the fuck up.

And he's got a nice ass.

- I gave her a rock. - [Paul] A rock?

Okay, well, thank you, Dad.

it doesn't-- it doesn't do it right away.

- Okay. - Okay. [chuckles]

{\an8}- Oh, fuck you. - [chuckles]

And, um, I'd really like to be involved in your company.

Oh, first you raw dog me in public

it's a best moment In every wife

- Hey now. [laughs] - [Brian laughs]