Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[beeping]
[woman speaking Mandarin over P.A.]
Yes, sir.
Useless, you mean.
♪ Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead ♪
Well, yes, a most curious demise.
[gasping]
[speaking in alien language]
How can you be so sure?
Sure.
Hey.
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" philosophy?
[console beeping]
General, the Major has resurfaced
[Bubble] Let's talk about this. You're gonna hurt yourself.
No one came back alive.
Annihilate them all.
[all speaking in alien language]
[echoes]
You do have an identity.
It's called the law.
[Speaking alien language]
You guys must be sick.
That's why Major Valerian would rather I held onto it.
[grunts]
Move, lizard.
♪ They put a bounty on my soul ♪
Come on, everyone.
This is so exciting.
[chuckles] Good idea. Leaving manual.
My daughter.
I would have done the same for you.
♪ You should know If you want it it's yours
No, I'm not letting you go anywhere.
- I can play anyone or anything. - I'm sure you can.
Access is restricted.
right in the middle of the station.
Welcome to Sakandi,
and a trans-matter box to bring anything there.
Valerian, do you hear me?
It means, "Thank you."
[playing organ]
It seems she chose you.
[grunts]
Whew!
You have no means of communication with the outside world?
I suffer like this...
You totaled your SkyJet, remember?
Show them in.
Not very professional, Major.
[Valerian grunts]
- I'm that man. - [sighs]
[sighs]
- You've got a call. - What?
A tumor we have to cut out as soon as we can.
[beeps]
absorbing the vast knowledge stored in its database.
- [honking horn] - Amazing. And so practical.
- Zito, cover them. - Yes, sir!
No, it's not a crime.
Don't say that.
[grunting]
You'll have hundreds of them.
Uh, worse? Is that negotiable?
They control information technology, finance, and banking.
[sighs]
Yes, sir.
to my daughter, Princess Lïho.
- Hey... [screams] - [electricity crackling]
[Valerian] Okay, but I've lost track of them.
in the transmatter box and enter your DNA code. Thank you.
The Alpha Station has grown 7% this year,
GAME OVER!!!!
[humming]
I need to take you shopping with me.
[security voice] Seek and destroy. Top priority.
at the edge of the Red Zone.
Same here.
What can I do to make it up to you?
In the absence of the Commander, I am in command on Alpha!
That's all we need.
We have to complete the mission, Major.
Your last detour was not so long ago.
What's wrong?
This does not smell good.
♪ For here Am I sitting in a tin can ♪
Why would they spare our lives? Give me one good reason.
Major, what are you doing?
[Doghan Dagui 1] Agent Laureline.
all the while watching and learning from each of them.
Yeah, once they find out he's not,
As you all know,
Three...
Everybody, back to your posts!
♪ You're in my brain I'm yours And my heart too be mine ♪
[beeping]
Okay.
He's the threat!
[grunting]
[grunts]
[man over P.A.] To retrieve your purchases, please place your items
[scoffs]
- We trust you. - And under the circumstances...
Declassify.
[commander] Yes, I do.
Our planet is gone forever, but with what we have learned,
- You're good. - Thanks.
that you're behind schedule, and pass on your apology.
The only way in is to look like one of them.
Confirmed.
Hey, haven't I seen you guys somewhere before?
[Valerian grunting]
Alex, any ideas?
♪ I'm feeling very still ♪
Shoot. He ruined my dress.
- [drums on organ] - [sighs]
I've lost the Major's signal.