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So we left you no choice but to steal the Converter,
♪ My love is calling You can't stop me roaring I'm soaring ♪
I'm allergic to feathers.
- Suicidal. - Determined.
Okay, Valerian, you're near the Dead Zone.
Witnesses of a past that humans want to erase and forget forever.
[grunts]
Who's the clever one now?
[groaning]
[beeps]
it used to be amy winehouse smoking digarettes and watching the roses grow but she quit so it would be gayle barville taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Whoo-hoo!
[man] Good. Sergeant Cooper will help you get in and recover the stolen property.
You're not going to shoot yourself, are you?
Put us on high alert,
There is no time for dumbass procedures! We are here with a whole species of people
♪ I gotta be a man I gotta be a man ♪
Forty seconds.
it used to be gillian southam curving her toenails in a buntail loop and driving up to the greenwood tavern but she quit so it would be merlyn gilbert taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Good. Now slide your gun into my holster.
[Valerian] Whoa!
It may be the shortest way, but it's not the easiest.
[gags]
- The... Down. The thing, down. - This one?
a t Your Command
[Jolly] I don't know how long I can keep doing this.
Don't lose it. [chuckles]
It's the trust you place in someone else,
If you help me find her, I'll set you free.
I took a few detours when I was younger.
Try to locate the Commander.
Yes, sir.
Valerian, I'll be to your left at 3 o'clock.
wherever you may venture in space and time.
♪ Because I am yours I want you If you want me too I want you ♪
So why don't we get you a nice treatment so you can get your mojo back?
We're in the middle of the Dead Zone and we can breathe properly.
the City of a Thousand Planets.
There's no sign of him.
Laureline!
If we stop jamming signals, we are defenseless.
Nothing that you can get done in three minutes.
[metallic clang]
Four...
It's a direct order from the government, Commander.
What did you expect me to do? It was the only way!
in accordance with the orders you gave.
Don't be such a grouch. It's decorative.
Noted, Major.
[sighs]
but it has allowed us to let go of our anger toward those responsible.
Need our services?
- But clearly... - You can.
♪ And I know being together We feel like forever ♪
[together] You need a detailed map?
Okay, follow me. Please, put your helmets on.
Major, their protective shield
One more hour.
Seven medals of honor.
Do you have what we asked for?
You mean to tell me that you've had a woman
[female electronic voice] Beginning descent in three minutes.
- A glamopod. - You are so lucky.
[exhales]
You are an amazing woman, Laureline.
Game Over
- Was? - Yes.
♪ And the papers want to know Whose shirts you wear ♪
I leave you my kingdom.
[Bubble] I'm going to be sick.
the living proof of his mistake.
[Laureline] Valerian, answer me!
Tell me more about the planet.
If I am to succeed in my new assignment, I need to know everything.
♪ Tell my wife I love her very much She knows ♪
and I thought I could be that someone else for you.
Okay. Okay, thanks.
[humming]
Nothing's left. Just a gaping hole.
And we had much more serious things to worry about.
Meloine Meloine
[Doghan Dagui 2] He took all that precious information...
[beeping]
Didn't you say you wanted to go to the beach?
[speaking in alien language] Let us give back to nature,
Its weight and size now pose
I'll find you, Federal Agent Valerian.
Great.
[gasps]
I think I lost them.
but not exactly what I'm looking for right now.
And don't touch anything.
Yeah. I lost it in a curve.
Lïho!
The planet no longer exists, and hasn't for 30 years.
[grunting]
[gasping]
lol
The Council has given you the green light.
[chuckling]
[converter chirping]
This is not right.
Keep going. You're almost there.
Huh. I...
Watch out!
because you really don't know what love is.
By putting us to sleep and not hurting a single one of us!
- [Alex] Copy that. - Thanks.
And please, put on some more appropriate clothing.
Our thoughts and prayers go with you.
And you destroyed all the evidence that Major Samk had against you.
Love is more powerful than anything else, Valerian.
I must've been injured during the fight.