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Man, you ain't getting on my leather seats with that ass.
I sold Jesus a quarter ounce at the Fastmart.
My battle buddy. And shit like this, these accidents going on all the time.
You were never at Fort Irwin, and the only man named Rodriguez you know
And he has a bag of ice on his balls.
Suck yourself.
Andy?
- Hi. - Yeah, hi.
And while tomorrow is another day,
At the retirement home, run by church volunteers and misdemeanour felons.
Sergeant That is your battle buddy!
- From the United States Army Reserves. - You're the drone guy, right?
You're some random punk who sells for me.
Which one of you is ready to put your critical mind
And this is for you. It's just some forms and permission slips.
Maybe if he hadn't used his antique snub-nose piece of shit, you'd be right.
You're a Jewish, right?
Well, that's beautiful. I'm thinking a golf membership.
Yeah, motherfucker!
- These one of these hybrids, huh? - Yes.
maybe you and I can solve a murder.
And that janitor in the hallway, he works for us too.
- Plants looking good in there. - That's cos it's a roomful of women.