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What? Oh, those. I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday.
OK, you have walked the crime scene.
Doug.
- Wow. That was Rodriguez? - Yeah. And they fucking killed him.
Turn on your vacuum, Ivan.
Oh, and I left you a package in the garage.
You know who this is.
Dap?
- We don't care. - Go fuck yourself.
I was, ha ha, driving the car. This car. I may be a murderer. Murderess.
Don't play that doe-eye cute shit with me. I know you know better.
Gentlemen, we called this meeting because my client's tired of running.
Lovely. Can't wait to meet him.
Bring me back twelve-fi'.
I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning.
the proposal to expand the sewer and water reclamation systems
You can't come to my house. You're not welcome here.
I love a woman who does her homework.
Lawyer for the contractor?
Tip of the hat to the old man.
Meanwhile, a reconnaissance drone killed my battle buddy,
Drink myself into a stupor, then sleep with my prostitute-slash-informer.
Erm...
so I'll just ask, do you have any money?
- Who's that? - Who the fuck is you, nigga?