Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't care about the characters.

Forced to be together forever!

Yeah, when we dress up, you'll know it.

I heard the Dean's got free taco meat from the army.

Here's the mail, it only fails.

"Oh reason not the need!

Okay, I'm ready for my birthday spanking.

Yeah. You want to hear a scary story?

♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪

All the good christians got raptured up to heaven, so if you're hearing this, the good news is you're the coolest people in the world

♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

like a gerbil shredding a quaker oats box,

That was probably the test that returned the psychotic result!

of the most pertinent news broadcast.

11:15, lava enemas, followed by pilates.

in the middle of the room holding knives.

Still...Relevant!

Anyhoo, can you take us to heaven now, please?

And, Jeff, one of our friends is...

I didn't say it was you.

a hook thing where his hand should be.

discompassionately macabre,

Guys, I think these stories are starting to get personal.

And, because he was a vampire,

Then, she flossed her teeth with his tendons.

and an aerosol mist of blood all over the skanky concubine.

Jinx! Double jinx!

as if without the slightest regard for human life.

the Beetlejuice soundtrack, and NPR podcasts.

Thank you for pulling me from that carriage.

Well, what kind of sociopath doesn't offer that information,

They were stupid.