Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're so distinguished.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock...

So where you gonna hang it?

...because, A, you're brilliant scientists...

I paid $25 to some kid on eBay for a handcrafted Harry Potter wand.

Can't be very long.

...and the low-hanging scrotum of the difficult-to-evict Professor Rothman.

Wait, and let him win? Do I look crazy to you?

I clearly like you more than you like me.

And for the record, butter is an excellent lubricant for your rectal exam.

I don't think you put a number on how much one person likes another.

There was something in the wall that someone outside the wall wanted.

It's no longer funny. Let's try something else.