Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was gonna slip it into your car.
Let me get this straight.
Oh, hey, Allison.
So... I made up an alter ego.
was so that she could be a bitch to you.
I need one, too.
You said you were gonna tell them.
I liked it 'cause I was helping people.
The gay, Lutheran vegans?
Christmas or not,
I know, but Gregory's hands are making me stupid.
I am.
you were sure you'd grow into?
I got the days off.
Hey. Trouble in not-paradise?
Hold up.
Damn it!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
but he ended up having to work on Thanksgiving.
your mom's voice mail full of messages
The excursion is literally called
Patient.
"Then maybe I'll just talk to him."
I would've been so mad.
I'm not even gonna take "maybe" for an answer.
Yolo. Yolo!
So, what's the return policy on that youth-sized snorkel set
You know, Allison's a cool chick and all... and it has come up...