Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nah. It's this hard-ass Phil Stockton.

Well, I just had an interesting conversation with Phil,

since your mother had her emergency appendectomy.

Really? 'Cause, to me, it sounds like the best day of our lives.

and asked Phil for the day off for his kid's birthday.

I'm looking for "yes," "sure," or "definitely."

I'm gonna go demand my days,

No, I don't think the only reason your mother had you

Hey, Al, I got the days!

Okay, Dave, cut it out.

to the guy who was awarded the mug

Stop talking, Julie.

You knew what?!

He's the master scheduler.

and we're really gonna miss you guys.

from sobbing lunatics who can't handle their business.

That's not my jurisdiction, but would you like a raise?

That's a huge tax write-off.

Okay. That may have been an urban legend, but still.

and he told me you like to take a week off in July

Okay, look, four years ago, when they made me office manager,

She hung up on me.

You're... You're okay with that?

Okay, so, you would literally rather have surgery