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That's a huge tax write-off.
Hey, Al, I got the days!
Okay, look, four years ago, when they made me office manager,
Well, I just had an interesting conversation with Phil,
and asked Phil for the day off for his kid's birthday.
Nah. It's this hard-ass Phil Stockton.
That's not my jurisdiction, but would you like a raise?
to the guy who was awarded the mug
since your mother had her emergency appendectomy.
I'm looking for "yes," "sure," or "definitely."
from sobbing lunatics who can't handle their business.
That is scary.
Stop talking, Julie.
Ehhhh!
She hung up on me.
You're... You're okay with that?
Phil Stockton?
Absolutely.
and he told me you like to take a week off in July
I'm gonna go demand my days,
You knew what?!
Okay, Dave, cut it out.
He's the master scheduler.
Okay, so, you would literally rather have surgery
Okay. That may have been an urban legend, but still.
and we're really gonna miss you guys.
Really? 'Cause, to me, it sounds like the best day of our lives.
No, I don't think the only reason your mother had you
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