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and she can't even walk down an aisle by herself?
There's like five or six things
Well, I just talked to my good friend Jeff,
the island paradise where my wife and I
It shouldn't be a problem since you got it in early.
No.
No, the "Magnum, P.I."
I swear to god.
Damn straight I'm Batman.
I knew it!
Yeah.
Well, look, my friend is in a bind.
And Christmas came early to Welltopia that year.
Aw, you stone-cold!
You obviously lost it.
How did it go?
And you know what, Al?
Stuff got real this year.
Okay, so, are you in for the dolphin thing?
Wait. Which days?
she won't be stingy with the lovin', you know?
That's right.
Phil.
Come on!
That's the native pronunciation of "Hawaii,"
Yeah. Wait, what are you talking about?
that he is not gonna take for an answer.
Uh, this hurts, Allison.
No! No! No.
Confirm. Confirm.
If I may?
Ahh, I know.
Oh, I know.
I guess that makes me the Joker, huh?
What can hero husband do to make it better?
and the entire first season of "Magnum, P.I."
This might be as close as you get.
I thought you hung up.
Regardless, I'm gonna need the day.
Yeah, boy-ee!
His 12:00 canceled.
I thought it was pronounced "ha-vai-ee."
I need those days.
Thanks, either way.
We hugged recently, and there may have been a kiss.
Let me ask you a question.
Uh, how do I know what their wives look like?