Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a good friend

I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what could I possibly say?

Why are you being so nice to me?

J.D.: As we sat there air-groping my ex,

I wouldn't hit that with Staddlemeyer's dong.

Oh, also I was sorry to hear that you lost your legs.

thanks to that awesome parasite I got from eating sushi.

J.D., how could you just leave me waiting there?

Good to see you again, man.

Every year, the same group of rowdy doctors arrive

Oh, what am I thinking? I'll meet someone there.

would still be a preferable alternative

I mean, what if I am settling with Keith?

spreading the word about her wedding.

we might end up together, you know?

Who am I kidding? Eventually, we all have to face the music.

I'm sorry, Carla, but I need you to take care of this lab work.

J.D.: Hey, I bought snacks for the trip. Pringle?

All women go through the same stages once they're engaged.

every year since I was 19.

One of those dudes is gonna die this weekend.

he is going to crap a Communion cracker.

Oh, my God. Is that who I think it is?

What if a great song comes on, but I'm too shy to get down.

on the use of high-dose radiation therapy in prostate cancer.

and the photographer that I reserve every year under a different alias.

Oh, it's much more than that.

We've much work to do.