Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"who picks the first Golden Delicious of the fall harvest."

I'm you. I'm talking to you from a future phone.

That's a little phoofy for my taste. A beer is fine.

- See you tomorrow. - Yeah.

She's upset because you insinuated her job was less important.

"My dearest Keith, my heart was like a vault,

- How could you do this to me? - I don't know.

July 21 st, save the date.

will be boy, girl, boy, girl, girl, and that's insanity.

There's not just one girl who's gonna make me stop thinking about it.

and then you're gonna talk to her because you're a good person.

As you can see here,

But still, as much as it pains me to say it,

to actually having to hear you utter your self-written vows.

we have to decide if we want to get married in two months,

Can you believe this, Ted?

it was time to start planning the wedding.

Sorry, sir, we don't have Appletinis, but I could make you a Peachtini.

Dude, it's over, okay? You guys had your chance.

Me and my fellow Chiefs of Medicine are gonna tear this bitch up!

When people try to put me in the middle of things,

There are plenty of hot girls here, and single.

Let's make chaos feel foolish

I'm just taking a break, Ted. I don't want it to get stale.

and then I'll get depressed and fat,

since you broke up with me in the 11 th grade,

I'm pretty sure he's sick and tired of saying it.

Fine, but I'm not doing it for you.

I love you, babe.