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Bye.
We all fucked up, okay?
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
We'll just....
...like "peculiar," maybe or "eccentric"...
Do me up.
...I smell the breath of every sun-stained face I've liberated.
I think it's a little --
...the overall harvest goes way up.
Okay, I'll hold out my lip and you put it in.
I'm 100-percent positive he's --
Just shaving here.
Did you forget your pruning shears?
I'm fucking a teenage drug dealer?
It happens but it shouldn't happen anymore.
Flappy upper arms, strange moles.
It's cash only.
I pictured him taller.
Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.
And I realize there's a lot of hormonal compulsion...
"Yes I Can"? You said I was gonna freak out.
Look away.
I'll paint your toenails.
...if you're inclined to that body part.
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