Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Speak of the Ivy League devil.

Give me rumors of a straight female athlete.

Yeah, I get that.

Wait, I'm sorry. You're gonna be taking one of my girls?

I think you mean Coleman's show.

I'd be wearing sweat pants, scratching my nuts,

Excuse me one second. I'm sorry.

There you go. You look thirsty.

then there really is only one thing that I can do,

Oh, yeah! I am so hard right now!

And the girls are gonna be like... Hello, ladies.

Sometimes I just can't stop.

All of you guys are crazy!

[ Knock on door ]

I'm sure your trust fund helps.

She's a good girl.

We go in for the kill.

I want more shit drowning the lens, more shit flying around!

You're such a jerk.

Yeah, it's weird.

should move back into the mansion.

Have you considered working in politics?

Don't lock me in. Please let me out!

You and your Southern heritage are bullshit.

We do background checks. Good ones.

Believe me, I will.

if it got her enough Twitter hits.

Okay, how about Brandi,

Fire in the hole!

Kind of a risky move. I mean, she could just walk away.

I just didn't want your inexperience to show without you knowing.

So, she wasn't in foster care?

I had a fiancé. He died.

A man who knows his game inside the pocket.

After you blackmailed your way into a Healing Nook?

- Uh-huh. - I would have never left her.

You know, you got to tell him everything...

I've never seen anything like it.

Well, the show's not actually about the suitor.

and boning 22-year-olds.

Pretty straightforward narcissism.

Her only mother.

and that, uh, he's just a baby.

I grew up on a dirt road

So if what I'm wearing offends you,

Coleman: And Brandi's mother?