Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He had a bad day yesterday with the nags, and he got stoned last night.

Settersville, take your shoes off.

Bailiff, bring those plaintiffs back into this court immediately.

Dad, you look like you're counting hairs on a hog's back.

Ain't nobody told a real story about what happened the day the Johnsons backed into us.

Well, were you having twinges the day you and your family crashed into the Johnsons?

Let's go see if we can comfort them.

This is the second time today you've come in here in your nightgown.

And I need vittles for my critters.

Your Honor, sir, Mr. Judge, could I say something that might save us all a lot of time?

I ain't sure, but I think it's called a studs.