The Clampetts in Court - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E32]

Council of plaintiffs ready for his final summation?

Well, Your Honor, I learned how to tell the truth so long ago, I reckon it's become a habit.

Well, me and my family drove down to the bank.

Something terrible by the looks of them.

I love you, Mabel.

We are, Your Honor.

And then oil was discovered on your land, and you became very, very wealthy and moved to Beverly Hills.

Uh, yes.

Fate will sue him for a bundle.

Although we've been married for 20 years, Mrs. Johnson and I are still very affectionate.

See, just as good coal.

And then he wants you all back in that courtroom on your very best behavior.

Because he said, Marcia darling, when I get this hundred thousand, I'm gonna take you to Mexico and we're gonna watch the ponies run.

Yes, sir.

Excuse me, mister.

Is it possible that you people don't realize that you are the accused?

I have persuaded them to come to court so that your honor can see the carnage wreaked by this criminally careless family of hoodlums.

Ain't nobody told a real story about what happened the day the Johnsons backed into us.

You've got a terrible memory for names.

Pearl's back home right now with Jethro and his sister trying to get her married.

Loves them.

I wouldn't rile her up if I was you, Judge.

All rise.

And what with making a promise on the good book, I'm gonna be extra careful.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.