The Clampetts in Court - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E32]

I reckon $10 will do it.

He keeps calling them the plaintiffs.

Yes, well, now then, Granny, do you sometimes carry a jug of this rheumatism medicine around with you?

We'd be right pleasured to have you join us.

I've been told my squirrel rifle since I was knee-high to a jackrabbit.

What do we drive, Deadpool?

I'm going to excuse this outburst because apparently you are unfamiliar with court procedure.

Your Honor, please, uh, Mr. Judge?

If he wasn't there, we could have helped him.

If that's the last I remember, Your Honor, those monsters crashing into us in an alcoholic stupor!

There he was in his wheelchair in that little room across the hall and in walked this beautiful girl with the long red hair and I knowed right away she was his daughter because she walked up to him she says, how's it going daddy?

When it comes to recollecting names, that young fella is pitiful.

Request granted.

The people of the state of California send greetings to J.D.

Fall down in there?

Your Honor, I object!

Council of plaintiffs ready for his final summation?

Dad, you look like you're counting hairs on a hog's back.

I told you not to drive with that hangover!

However, one more infraction and I will hold you in contempt.

This has been a Filmways presentation.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that, Judge, but we done the best we could.

See, just as good coal.

Do you consider that funny?

Thank you.