Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Honey, do you ever think about the kind of world

to six other people who turned me down.

Besides him, him, him, him, him, and him.

- Susie, shh. - It's a classy fuckin' play.

Bernie went out on a limb for you.

"when I look into their sweet, innocent faces

♪ Sink to the bottom ♪

- That was two months ago. - I thought it was a bill.

Now she's having a weird, quiet moment.

Excuse me. What are you looking at?

Hey! Hey, I got something for your flight.

"And there's nothing wrong

I used to live here, in this apartment.

- It's not fair if she gets to keep them. - I'll deal with this.

I'm afraid to ask.

She wants a wholesome-sounding

- Likewise. - Nice to meet you.

And your daughter has all those cats.

Thank you, Rabbi Krinsky.

So you think it's good?

You want some for yourself?

to Benjamin's townhouse?

- Food. - Later.

Of course. Your old floor.

We miss you, too.

I'm sorry, what did she say?

Now that they're done, we can find a place,

- Asher, it's Abe. - Oh, hello, Abe.

I made you sweat.

Either way, I liked it.

so he had to drown it in the Hudson.

the ladies are cooking

That's not the right answer, Maureen.

- It's not pornography. - Sounds like pornography.

I meant to be holding your grandson.

Now, obviously, if I die early, say at age 65,

It was your idea to take a cab today.

I'm not wearing pants.

from doing Strindberg, you whacko. Remember?

Susie? Who would name a boy Susie?

- In the school gym, at the automat.

They sound like my grandparents.

it's supposed to be cute, Where The Boys Are.

I don't want to be impolite,

We were just telling your parents

Broadway today, it's run by bean counters,

Tout suite. Julie's thirsty.

So it's just you today. We fill in the dad part later.

- I'll bring your change. - Thank you.

all the tsuris it caused, it was me.

that didn't pan out because of her,

I'm sorry, I'll leave you be. You've got your hands full.

It's the most sensitive matter there is.

- That's weird, too. I can't keep explaining it, Donny.

What do you mean?

I'm going to the opening of Miss Julie, too.

This is very upsetting!

We're talking nursing home?

Just so you know, Artie's eyeing Mom's house,

A townhouse? For him and Miriam?

Okay, all you did was get louder!

Yeah, sorry, Mama, this place is just not right for you guys.

- Wash your hands and get your jammies on. - Midge?

They were in the stable,

You are not even in the same league.

- Let's go. - You're walking away from me?

there are so many forces working to usurp us."

Next week, it's off to St. Louis.

Christine will make a pleasant wife.

- Hello, Professor Weissman. - Hope I'm not disturbing you.

Sorry. Uh, one-two, one-two.

Meet Jacob... Milkman extraordinaire

Miriam, cut him off in the foyer!

It's fucking radio. It doesn't matter how you look.

- Such a stupid thing. - Stupid? Please.

adjusted for inflation, and calculated the numbers of years

Old friend, that's why I sent it to you,

It's okay, I think.

- Nope. - Excellent.

but it does have some nice tunes.

When was the last time we saw each other?

I didn't understand how serious this phase was

Got enough to get the Rockettes to menopause.

"Pour it on your pancakes, your waffle, your French toast.

That isn't for me to say, Miss Julie.

Got to pick up charcoal for our barbecue this weekend.

you told Sara Halpern to dance with Mel Kleinman,

Let's take five.

Bye Bye Birdie is not a masterpiece.

my Abe and Rose "End of Days" calculations.

♪ But in your dreams ♪

you spoke through him.

I never said I didn't agree with it.

Easy. The tall guy in back.

by bringing me down.

I am the biggest comedy star in America,