Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, I'll leave you be. You've got your hands full.

They sound like my grandparents.

I didn't understand how serious this phase was

"Pour it on your pancakes, your waffle, your French toast.

Bernie went out on a limb for you.

Bye Bye Birdie is not a masterpiece.

you spoke through him.

"And there's nothing wrong

- Nope. - Excellent.

I meant to be holding your grandson.

that didn't pan out because of her,

Now she's having a weird, quiet moment.

Hey! Hey, I got something for your flight.

Of course. Your old floor.

- Let's go. - You're walking away from me?

I'm sorry, what did she say?

I'm going to the opening of Miss Julie, too.

Just so you know, Artie's eyeing Mom's house,

- Hello, Professor Weissman. - Hope I'm not disturbing you.

Yeah, sorry, Mama, this place is just not right for you guys.

by bringing me down.

♪ But in your dreams ♪

When was the last time we saw each other?

It was your idea to take a cab today.

I used to live here, in this apartment.

Okay, all you did was get louder!

And your daughter has all those cats.

- Such a stupid thing. - Stupid? Please.

It's the most sensitive matter there is.

to Benjamin's townhouse?

Easy. The tall guy in back.

What do you mean?

♪ Sink to the bottom ♪

Christine will make a pleasant wife.

That's not the right answer, Maureen.

I'm afraid to ask.

to six other people who turned me down.

Meet Jacob... Milkman extraordinaire

Old friend, that's why I sent it to you,

Got enough to get the Rockettes to menopause.

- Wash your hands and get your jammies on. - Midge?

- That was two months ago. - I thought it was a bill.

This is very upsetting!

I never said I didn't agree with it.

That isn't for me to say, Miss Julie.

Sorry. Uh, one-two, one-two.

I'm not wearing pants.

A townhouse? For him and Miriam?

it's supposed to be cute, Where The Boys Are.

Miriam, cut him off in the foyer!

You want some for yourself?

So it's just you today. We fill in the dad part later.

Now that they're done, we can find a place,

"Honey, do you ever think about the kind of world

I am the biggest comedy star in America,

so he had to drown it in the Hudson.

my Abe and Rose "End of Days" calculations.

I made you sweat.

I don't want to be impolite,

Besides him, him, him, him, him, and him.

Broadway today, it's run by bean counters,

the ladies are cooking

from doing Strindberg, you whacko. Remember?

So you think it's good?

- It's not fair if she gets to keep them. - I'll deal with this.

Let's take five.

Tout suite. Julie's thirsty.

- That's weird, too. I can't keep explaining it, Donny.

"when I look into their sweet, innocent faces

- In the school gym, at the automat.

adjusted for inflation, and calculated the numbers of years

- Asher, it's Abe. - Oh, hello, Abe.

you told Sara Halpern to dance with Mel Kleinman,

- Likewise. - Nice to meet you.

Got to pick up charcoal for our barbecue this weekend.

It's okay, I think.

You are not even in the same league.

there are so many forces working to usurp us."

all the tsuris it caused, it was me.

We were just telling your parents

Now, obviously, if I die early, say at age 65,

Excuse me. What are you looking at?

- I'll bring your change. - Thank you.

We miss you, too.

but it does have some nice tunes.

Susie? Who would name a boy Susie?

She wants a wholesome-sounding

We're talking nursing home?

They were in the stable,

Thank you, Rabbi Krinsky.

- Susie, shh. - It's a classy fuckin' play.

Next week, it's off to St. Louis.

It's fucking radio. It doesn't matter how you look.

- Food. - Later.

Either way, I liked it.

- It's not pornography. - Sounds like pornography.