Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In case you were wondering, this is why you were my seventh call.

- I got a system. - Everyone's got a system.

but we're three short of a minyan,

which means that we cannot begin the prayers.

And that we will do with aplomb.

It's piecework, Dickie. You do a lot, you make a lot.

"Ladies, stay fit and trim the easy way,

We're family, but your father,

your mother and I get to live.

That's right, not to teach.

Something like that? America, yay!

So gorgeous. Bye, Rose.

Louder. Louder.

Hello, everyone.

the minute I get home.

Big enough for a family. So gorgeous.

We didn't want to leave the theater. Nobody did.

about pushing the two of you together.

- Me, too. - Does it pay?

Miriam was just not the right girl for you.

I know nothing about the show, Moishe.

- Oh, it's okay. Don't be scared. - Oh, Cousin Levi.

Will you let me borrow Jean from you? Huh?

It doesn't look well

"Look at that. I want it."

So I'm afraid we'll have to wait.

What surprise? You sent me that thing you wrote for me to read.

Look, I've been with a lot of women...

It's fine. She's just projecting for the back row.

But the newsstand guy owes me a buck.

Hello. I'm calling for Abe Weissman.

- Come on, let's stand you up. - I didn't do anything.

Oh, what a delicious odor that violet has.

People will start to talk.

I watched you rehearse every single day,

Yes, but not for the CIA or anything. Nope.

- I'm starving. - Sorry.

- Thank you, Mrs. Maisel. - You're very welcome.

"Let's call Pete's Mortuary Services."

She made him leap over her horse whip,

♪ Dream a little dream ♪

Oh, hello, Corinne. How are you?

So shoot me, I'm a rebel.

Chester, you owe me three bucks. Give it to Junior.

Hello. You don't know me,

but she is gonna be a goddamn legend.

I'll make it work. These things must have a street value.

- Cards and the Reds? - Yeah.

30 seconds, Dickie.

Well, good thing you're at the hospital,

- This is a no-pet household. - Shh.

and an apricot rugelach on the house.

Hi, Mrs. Weissman. Sorry about the pigeon.

I changed my mind. Grab it to go.

And it was a bad idea. No more cabs.

they would publish the piece this quickly.

12:30, don't forget.

"Staten Island location, and we're opening with a bang."

♪ But I'm going nowhere, getting there soon ♪

I want to lick it."

Thought it would be a deal breaker. Crisscross.

And then she rushed up to me and asked me

The investors went out on a limb for you.

♪ I just want to. ♪

You got 40 bucks due.