Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, you're supposed to be able to hear it.

Third base line, fifth row. Best seats you've ever had.

Four, at least, and a yard,

Then just come in here and get it yourself.

Susie Myerson and Associates.

- Yes, it is. - Stop listening, Moishe.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Goodbye, Professor Weissman. - Goodbye, Professor Weissman.

- I'm not your maid. - Look in the mirror.

- What. - Is this pornography?

and I cut off the tip of my finger,

For the record,

- 60 seconds to air. - So the point is

and they just keep running through my head.

Here goes nothin'.

- Let's go. - Later, guys.

For the kids. I'm there to put them to bed,

Excuse me! Coming through!

No one will ever know who came to visit."

I'm gonna start charging for this.

Hello. - Uh, what-what're you doing here?

I'll tell you where the boys are.

- After your track record? - What track record?

Almost all boys are circumcised.

You don't need to read me your piece.

♪ La-di-di, la-di-di-dah ♪

And thanks for the good food. Tasted fine.

Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.

and he couldn't find someone to take it,

Hey, that's my competition!

you put the Heifetz boy with the Feinstein girl?

After I read the kids a story.

Gave 'em each a bottle of scotch, wished them well.

"Let's call Pete's Mortuary Services."

- Open the door. - No, you open the door.

To the health of my liege lady.

No. Uh, that's great.

That is the difference between Midge Maisel

during the soliloquy, you could barely hear it.

- I'll get it. - Thank you.

- What did I do to deserve this? - What did you do?

Chita Rivera in Bye Bye Birdie last night.

Eh, put it on your pancakes.

- I'll keep looking. - Thanks.

"With God on our side,

Yeah, I'm walking away.

- It might get published. - So you agree with it?

We should get together,

- Food? - Food.

There's too much me, and my-my privacy is sacred,

We're talking nursing home.

I offered to put key money up for an apartment for them,

Your father's going to hear about this!

- Can you help in some way? - I'll get some water.

Well, it's always nice to venture out,

I'm very well, Jerry.

"America... the land of promise.

- can see! - Why is my grandson naked?

Your son is not cooperating!

And I just want you to know,

and the great Sophie Lennon.

I'm sorry. This is so disrespectful. I'm good.

Pete wrote the spot.

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you..." ♪

What can we do for you?

I love Imogene so much. I miss her.

and he lives by grants, so we're nomads.

Jackie, you owe me ten bucks.

♪ I want to sink to the bottom ♪

You look healthy, Jerry.

So quickly: marriage, a townhouse.

Now, the actor I saw did the whole thing shirtless...

to dance the waltz with her. She's crazy.

all the angst that pervaded this room,

- It sounds very nice. - And that actress,

This is a giant greasy hand job.

I'll wait for you, Mrs. Maisel.

so I am not made ridiculous.

Without cabs, I show up looking gross and sweaty.

- Will do. - Thank you.

get Zelda back part-time, and we'll be fine.

You should have stopped me. You're my manager.

is it wise for Miss Julie to dance twice

Do not peek. No, no, no, go away.