HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- I don't know. I farted.
- Karate kick. - Yeah, bud!
We did your plan.
- Oh, this is why.
- She's a whale. - No, she's not.
- No, sweetheart.
so I'm gonna play as well.
- Gentlemen, your card.
That is my count, though, since nobody's counting.
- Hey, good dealing out there.
Won 200 bones last week.
- Do you need to see my ID?
Be the bigger man.
I will walk you to the ATM.
we can pay for the Vo and go to the timber sports games.
- Excuse me?
- What are you doing? - Nah, I just--I fold.
- Okay.
Dude, did you have, like, a card up your sleeve
- Okay.
- Cash only, gents.
but we are timber sports,
- All right. Let me just make a little groove here.
both: Thank you.
Do not take that bet.
- There's no kids here.
Why you so nervous?
I'm the plan maker now, alpha dog style.
'cause it really hurt my feelings no one asked me,
and I'm like, "Sunglasses inside--
- Half? I'm sorry.
- No, I don't--
There's table limits for a reason.
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
- You don't have to. - Ow!
- Stop. - You beta bitch, beta bitch.