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- No, no, no, you're an idiot, and I'm in charge.
[gasps]
Yeah.
- Whoa, dude, huge wasps' nest.
- This isn't-- you're not helping!
- And go to the timber sports tournament,
- Good job, Goonie.
- And we would've starved to death if Rancho Cuca Pizza
Oh, hello.
probably play till dawn,
Nothing to see, really, over here.
We'll take you to one every Sunday for a month.
- I'll cut your freaking dick off, then.
- I guess you could watch the rats [bleep] out back.
- Oh, yeah, that's a tight squeeze.
- There's the deed to the old crib, huh?
you give me my 5 grand.
There you go. Welcome to my casino.
Gone soft, Frank.
It's about three miles away.
- This is way, way Less than Jake.
and I'm gonna howl at the moon,
- All right, boys, I MapQuested the best route,
- Sawing into the bathroom floor
- I guess we still are, because you only did, like,
they were about to throw out.
All right, boys, alpha Ders is gonna step up, hit the table,
- Why does it itch? Is it bleeding?
- Now, on my count, let's saw! - Okay.
- Hoo, hoo, hoo!
Tang, can I see your shoe?
[jazzy band music playing]
I carried the saw the whole way, so I should get to saw first.
and I'm gonna go to the other other side of the stage
- Full boat, sixes over aces.
- Thanks for your time. Excuse me.
That's not magic. - I'm sorry.
before you go home, you.
than that warehouse dude.