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- Right, but also the plan
Remember, what happens here stays here.
You can bet on it.
Let me guess, Waymond.
- Oh! And I even walked in slow-mo.
- Cover the hole! Cover the hole.
I'm too big to be back here.
I'll cash out now, fellas, if you don't mind.
That's, like, a badass name,
As you know, the house always wins.
9:30 at the latest,
- No, we are the Timberlakes,
- And we do alpha shit, like, every day, boy!
Hey, do we--can we still get drinks if we're out of moneys?
[crying]
- Well, you know what they say:
- These ass wipes owe us 5 grand.
- Okay, cool, so I'm like eye candy and all that.
- Yes, I did.
Oh, you look bad. You look bad, like pepperoni--
- Have you ever been to a fondue restaurant?
- Love the hair, man.
you're gonna--okay.
But she is sexy.
- Okay, Mama's a whale.
I'm gonna get this place fricking on fire, dude.
- I hate sleeping on the floor.
- You know, I'm just going to turn it off for a second.
especially since I'm the one
- Of course I do. She's my wife.
[television playing in background]
You told the sitter you'd be back by 9:00,
Till then, get the [bleep] out of my new casino.
- Grab 'em.
This puppetry of the penis, it's so hot right now.
So now it's my turn to make the plans.
- That's not Gatorade... anymore.
You can start at the penis or just scream,
- Just gamble--take the bet or don't.
Who are you?
and I made us a little mix tape.
Only slept for, like, seven hours or something.