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- Bet--oh, that was pretty funny bringing bet back.
- Pleasure.
Adam, this is your boss.
- Well, as an alpha dog myself,
Okay, what is the card?
- God, fine! - Family show.
[crowd gasps]
and this is my beautiful assistant, Magic Carl.
- Hi, honey, how was work?
Okay. - Here is the spot.
Well, that's the most fun I've had all week.
Diane, would you mind getting this angel some chips?
- Yeah, 'cause I'm the closer, good call. Here you go.
- Here's the plan:
Flip a coin. Or you know what?
Yup, that's real.
with one punch, close parentheses.
- Stop the watch? - Yeah, what was the time?
They want to see my dick.
- This is not right. Please put your pants back on.
- Get in the box, Magic Blake. Get in the box, Magic Blake.
Don't tell me.
I don't give a [bleep].
- Yes! Boom.
- Bill, is it cool if I get this Gatorade?
* Gotta be fresh
You want your house back,
- Let's go. - Thanks, Frank.
- Mm, all you can eat, baby, Hometown Buffet.
through my phone so that they don't hear us sawing--
High-stakes pokey.
You fold right now,
- Oh, my God, we won! - I won? We won?
I'll be watching all of you.
No?
sneak in through the crawl space
- No, hey. - He's good.
Please, where are you, Carl?
I just--nah.
- It's a delicate dance. It's a tango, okay?
- [screaming] - Wasps, wasps!
- You can thank Adam for that
Yeah, no, nope.
- Yes! What a hand.
This is a nightmare. - I don't like it.
That's not how this sort of thing works.
- Well, that was a disaster.
- You didn't even say it. - Yes, I did. [bleep].
- That's bad. - Yeah, it's really, really bad.