Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, this girl totally wants me.
- She burned you, dude! - So you couldn't get into a sorority?
Okay, it's time for you to go.
- Where's the club? I need to piss. - They came from space, you know.
What's up, little lady?
You stuck it in that laser because you thought it was some girl's breast.
- Did I feel her up, dude? - It was a laser.
- Planet Earth? - Yeah, where's my bro?
Suck on that, padre. You messed with the wrong frat.
If you're looking at me, I'm cool. Is that Skeeter?
- What is this? - This is New Jersey.
Fix it or I'm getting a lawyer. Okay, bye.
Hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat
- Wake and bake, dude. Are you Holden? - No.
Wake and bake dude, wake and bake. Are you Holden?
Good, it works. You try doing that with your body now.
- I mean, it's so far. - Yeah, I know.