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You're so smart, Chloe!
Morley Safer has the biggest head I've ever seen.
I'm not a journalist.
I'll be back.
Chloe is amazing.
Well, we both faced a tough decision...
That's mayor, you fertile moron.
And we're on in five, four, three...
Marge, that's crazy talk.
I shoot wedding videos
Yeah, I guess.
What about that two-headed goat?
Now get going!
but you're the backbone of this family.
Pretend to care!
I sawed you on the television.
Which is shaped like a boot.
How 'bout a half hour of pity sex?
Toucher un raton laveur mort n'est pas une recherche scientifique.
You're the major?
Back then, we were both stars...
Oh. Well, then, carry on.
The name's Chet.
No one's fighting over you!
Why won't you acknowledge our love child?!
Hey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
There's Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw hanging out with Kent Brockman!
Boulevard Recreational Center?
Evergreen Terrace.
Anybody I know.
Thanks for helping me make up my mind.