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All right, Sheldon, if you need me to take you to the dentist, I will take you.
- No. - Do I get a card?
Really.
You make that joke every three months, I still don't get it. Leonard, wait.
Oh, where'd the magic go?
This is going right into my synagogue's newsletter.
Right here. Use your finger.
You said candles were dangerous.
But mark my words, this frustrating bogus teenage make out session is not over.
My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.
Howard doesn't make me do his shopping, take him to the dentist...
But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Are you suggesting that you've come to your senses...
Okay. Uh, what if we make "Rocket Man" your ringtone...
Like how?
- They put you under for a cleaning? - Yeah, they have to. I'm a biter.
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