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YEAH. HE DID THAT THE OTHER NIGHT,
I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU STUDY, SAM.
HE LOCKED HIS DOOR.
WITH PROBING TONGUES?
THOSE ARE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW.
DON'T YOU, NORM?
SAM, PLEASE, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT
I TOLD YOU-- I HAD A BOOK.
I'LL GO HOME, OKEY-DOKEY?
I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS!
I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY SWITCHED THE TWO--
SAM, LISTEN, ARE WE GONNA STUDY TOGETHER TONIGHT?
I'M EVEN EMBARRASSED TO MENTION IT.
ASA GOING-AWAY PRESENT.
ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF LISTS,
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
NO WONDER HE'S MISS PURDY'S FAVORITE.
I BEGAN DATING HER BECAUSE SHE WAS CUTE,
I GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES YOU AND ME, HUH?
WHEW! HEY, EVERYBODY.
YOUR LIVING BRA DIED OF BOREDOM.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU DUMPED THE ONE THING NO MAN WANTS.
SIT UP STRAIGHT!
WE LEARN OUR FACTS
ALL RIGHT, ALBANIA. HERE--ALBANIA...
WHAT AM I GONNA TEASE YOU ABOUT?
[HUMMING POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE]
HEY, COACH, HEY, GOOD, COULD YOU HELP ME STUDY?