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HEY, COACH, HEY, GOOD, COULD YOU HELP ME STUDY?

I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU STUDY, SAM.

I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY SWITCHED THE TWO--

THOSE ARE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW.

I BEGAN DATING HER BECAUSE SHE WAS CUTE,

WE LEARN OUR FACTS

SIT UP STRAIGHT!

YOU DUMPED THE ONE THING NO MAN WANTS.

HE LOCKED HIS DOOR.

YOUR LIVING BRA DIED OF BOREDOM.

I GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES YOU AND ME, HUH?

ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF LISTS,

WHEW! HEY, EVERYBODY.

SAM, PLEASE, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT

ALL RIGHT, ALBANIA. HERE--ALBANIA...

* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

WHAT AM I GONNA TEASE YOU ABOUT?

ASA GOING-AWAY PRESENT.

WITH PROBING TONGUES?

I'M EVEN EMBARRASSED TO MENTION IT.

[HUMMING POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE]

I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS!

I TOLD YOU-- I HAD A BOOK.

I'LL GO HOME, OKEY-DOKEY?

SAM, LISTEN, ARE WE GONNA STUDY TOGETHER TONIGHT?

NO WONDER HE'S MISS PURDY'S FAVORITE.

DON'T YOU, NORM?

YEAH. HE DID THAT THE OTHER NIGHT,