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THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.
SINCE SAM IS GOING ANYWAY, YOU TWO CAN GO TOGETHER.
* YOU BORDER ON THE ADRIATIC... **
OH, SAM, YOU ONLY HAD ONE NIGHT TO STUDY.
WHEN A HARLOT LIKE THIS
SO ALL I WANT IS THAT YOU PLEASE, PLEASE AFTER I DO IT
GEE WHIZ, CLIFF, GIVE ME SOMETHING.
LISTEN, THIS EXAM'S GOING TO CONSTITUTE
NO. NO, I'M DOING IT FOR MY DIPLOMA.
SPRING TRAINING DIDN'T START UNTIL FEBRUARY.
I MEAN, YOU GOT EVERYTHING A MAN COULD WANT.
YEAH. I SAW THEM SMOOCHING NEAR THE PARKING LOT.
LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT...HA HA HA!
MISS PURDY?
IS IN ANY WAY AFFECTING THE MARKS I'VE BEEN GETTING?
MAYBE HE'S READING JUST LIKE HE SAID.
MM-HMM.
SING IT, SAM.
I'VE BEEN WEARING MY BUNS TO THE BONE
EXULTING IN OUR JOY
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *
I'D HATE TO HAVE YOU MISS THAT.
I MEAN, MAYBE YOU COULD JUST, YOU KNOW...
I KNOW WHAT CREEK YOU'RE UP.
YEAH. RIGHT. NAME THREE.
YEAH. A "D" AS IN "DUMB."
IT'S GETTING A LITTLE BORING.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
I JUST WAS AFTER SOME MEANINGLESS SEX
I CAN'T LEARN THINGS.
WHY WOULD I MAKE JOKES ABOUT...