Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[GRUNTING]
-I don't know, let's go for anything. WOMAN: Thank you very much.
Go on diets. Deodorize. Stretch.
No. I am alive and I don't care.
Fuck that. I'm going to Berkeley and I won't get to do this for a while.
[SIGHS]
No, thanks, I've had enough funerals.
...the ride attendant did take his sickle...
MUSICIAN [SINGING]: There is someone
-Do it for J and Carrie. -Do what?
No. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, man.
...men, bring me a PSP or something. Least I have something to do then.
-Yeah, why are you even here? -Yeah, you graduated two years ago.
The British are coming! The British are coming!
KEVIN: OW!
You know what, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
Get him out of here! Hey! Calm down! Relax!
There is someone
[SCREECHING]
LAUGHS]
-Then you have to stay away from me! -"Have to"? Wow, that's extreme.
Oh! Where you guys are right now...
-You're gonna set these off! BOY 2: Security, dude.
OFFICER: Oh, the horse!
MAN 1: Fuck the Bruins! MAN 2: Oh, yeah!
MAN 5: Faggots! MAN 6: Fuck the Bruins!
Dude, let me oft. I gotta make sure she's okay.
You know that ladder deal that wobbles? Took it.
Ugh.
KEVIN: Whoo!
[SQUEAKS]
...exactly where he was shot.
[RATTLING]
I'm here because I get hunches before every down.
Do I cause your death?
[PIGEONS COOING]
Roller coaster
Unless someone intervened, then it skipped them.
Sorry I was too late.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
You're not a senior.
No, listen. You don't get it, man.
KEVIN: Julie! No, wait, wait!
Seeing women as nothing but fun bags.
And I wondered if maybe here I could feel J's...
Okay. What if, for example, the last in line...
KEVIN: Wen, you okay?
[GRUNTING]
Now, let us hope for some lightning.
You're right.
[WENDY GRUNTS THEN SCREAMING]
You know? I mean, we're biological entities and death is just...
-This is it! MAN 11: Yo, coming through.
Whoo!
-You think? -Yeah.
...but they had nothing to keep me.
Look at me
Ugh. Whatever.
Three people have died, Lewis.
-He's the clue. -What?
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
LAURA: If you don't have turkey for one Thanksgiving is that gonna kill you?
...I need some semblance of a traditional dinner.
LAUGHS]
As soon as I pull out of that parking lot I am so out of McKinley.
-Ha-ha-ha! Man, you guys are smoking hot. -Get out, Frankie.
Hi, Ashley, this is Wendy.
-Come on, man. -What? I can-- Fine.
Yeah, wait until you hear what we have to tell you.
KEVIN: Come on, let's go! Come on, come on, come on!