Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KEVIN: Whoo!
LAUGHS]
-You're gonna set these off! BOY 2: Security, dude.
[WENDY GRUNTS THEN SCREAMING]
MUSICIAN [SINGING]: There is someone
Unless someone intervened, then it skipped them.
...I need some semblance of a traditional dinner.
OFFICER: Oh, the horse!
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
KEVIN: Wen, you okay?
MAN 5: Faggots! MAN 6: Fuck the Bruins!
Three people have died, Lewis.
[PIGEONS COOING]
Oh! Where you guys are right now...
Roller coaster
-You think? -Yeah.
Sorry I was too late.
Look at me
You're right.
LAUGHS]
As soon as I pull out of that parking lot I am so out of McKinley.
MAN 1: Fuck the Bruins! MAN 2: Oh, yeah!
-Come on, man. -What? I can-- Fine.
-Ha-ha-ha! Man, you guys are smoking hot. -Get out, Frankie.
[SQUEAKS]
[GRUNTING]
Okay. What if, for example, the last in line...
Do I cause your death?
[RATTLING]
And I wondered if maybe here I could feel J's...
Hi, Ashley, this is Wendy.
Go on diets. Deodorize. Stretch.
...men, bring me a PSP or something. Least I have something to do then.
-I don't know, let's go for anything. WOMAN: Thank you very much.
-Then you have to stay away from me! -"Have to"? Wow, that's extreme.
You know that ladder deal that wobbles? Took it.
-Yeah, why are you even here? -Yeah, you graduated two years ago.
Ugh. Whatever.
[SIGHS]
Now, let us hope for some lightning.
No. I am alive and I don't care.
...but they had nothing to keep me.
Yeah, wait until you hear what we have to tell you.
...exactly where he was shot.
Get him out of here! Hey! Calm down! Relax!
[SCREECHING]
...the ride attendant did take his sickle...
Fuck that. I'm going to Berkeley and I won't get to do this for a while.
Ugh.
Seeing women as nothing but fun bags.
There is someone
-He's the clue. -What?
Dude, let me oft. I gotta make sure she's okay.
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
You know what, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
I'm here because I get hunches before every down.
No. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, man.
You're not a senior.
The British are coming! The British are coming!
KEVIN: Julie! No, wait, wait!
LAURA: If you don't have turkey for one Thanksgiving is that gonna kill you?
Whoo!
-This is it! MAN 11: Yo, coming through.
KEVIN: OW!
No, listen. You don't get it, man.
KEVIN: Come on, let's go! Come on, come on, come on!
You know? I mean, we're biological entities and death is just...
[GRUNTING]
No, thanks, I've had enough funerals.
-Do it for J and Carrie. -Do what?