Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Redditors are coming! The Redditors are coming!
[SIGHS]
The kids on Flight 180 died in accidents in the order they would have died...
It won't kill us to get a deep-fried Snickers and a Coke.
Turn around
Thirty-five high school games without an injury.
And, like, I doubt it if a shot of Stacy Kobayashi's camel toe...
MAN 3: Column, advance!
[TRAIN SCREECHES]
No. No, I don't want to see mine. No.
Okay, take it easy. Uh, well, Carrie will sit in the back with you. Right, babe?
Done.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. JASON: Here we go.
Real men wear black.
...these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves...
Yet, whether it is with this tragic loss of young lives...
Excuse me.
CLARK: Okay, okay.
I think that maybe you're nervous about this roller coaster because they say...
DEVIL: You may never return from Devil's Flight.
There is someone
IAN: Oh, man, what have you been smoking?
-Get out! Get out! -What? What?
-Yeah! Let's do it, baby! Whoo! -We have to get off of here.
-Proof where you were. -Take a shot of this.
Maybe for you, but our lives are actually going somewhere.
Wendy! Julie! What are the chances?
Yeah, but the air will feel good.
-Man, I would be paranoid too. -You didn't even believe me!
[RING TONE PLAYING ON PHONE]
-Dude, that's my girlfriend! -Oh, my God.
You're too fucking close, man! Pull up!
Here we go. Hey, J! Keep your hands to yourself, man. I'm serious.
BOY 1: Come on, come on, man, let's go! Hurry up!
[WHIMPERS]
They keep setting off the alarms.
ATTENDANT: Yo. What, you can't read? -I'll just put it in my pocket, okay?
Pimps, vice presidents walking around.
[GROANS]
No.
Hey, J. Come on, man, let's go.
[ASHLYN SIGHS]
Can you feel how vicious it was?
Yeah.
[CHATTERING]
-I'm on my way. -Wen, wait.
[YURI SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
-You're being a fucker, but go on. IAN: Okay.
Oh, a few degrees won't hurt.
All right. God.
MAN 2: Oh, my God!
...you're in serious denial.
-This is-- -Aw, come on, Kevin.
JULIE: What? -Look. There's Kahill.
Wen? Um ....
[SINGING] Came back down from this fight Will get ya deeper
Let's just ....
[TRUCK BEEPING]
Here.
Teen titans rape Teen titans necrophilia
You know, by the way, that picture of me...
I didn't say anything. They were trying to scare us into saying something...
...I think I had a sense that you were coming now.
Fuck you, Kevin.
-You're totally winning. ASHLEY: Am I winning?