Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And we are so totally cool if you wanna come with.

Fuck you, Ben Franklin.

[DEVIL LAUGHING]

I mean, I never thought I could see my own death before it happened.

ASHLEY: Come on. Go, go, go! ASHLYN: Ashley, you're winning.

[YURI SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN]

Ten hours they had us in there.

Hey, just relax, okay?

-Without J, what's here for me? -I'm here. Okay?

What's going on?

All right, wait, wait, wait. So going by the way we sat on the roller coaster...

He won that tacky mudflap girl chain on this game, though.

-Yes. Yes. -Nice, nice, nice.

I mean, I can't talk to Mom and Dad.

[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]

-Did they believe you? -Yeah, right.

...this fear is more than just being scared.

...they wouldn't have felt the pressure to look so good. Impress Franklin Cheeks.

I should never have let that ride go.

...our grandmother gave her.

...which we have suffered much of late...

Just here to pick up my diploma.

MAN 1: Uh, can I take your order? -Yeah. What do you want?

...that happens somehow a story about you.

-I'm sitting in the front. -J, just go. Okay?

Yeah, we'll be all right.

Booby Christmas is coming! Booby Christmas is coming!

A hundred and fifty thousand people a day, actually.

[SINGING] That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

You are gonna trip when you hear this.

-My free ride to the Sultans! -Bruins passed on you.

I'll meet you at the end.

I don't know. I mean, I wish I knew why.

MAN 13: Did you see that?

You know, I was gonna ....

ERIN: Zip, it's Pip. Come over here.

Dare you to, uh, flash me them sweet titties when we go through the loop.

[DEVIL LAUGHING]

KEVIN: Well, what do these pictures have to do with us?

JULIE: Hey, this is Julie. Leave a message.

You think when I find a place, maybe you could come stay for a while?

[DEVIL LAUGHING]

I was just ....

These are for the yearbook, and I have to turn them in tomorrow for a deadline.

ATTENDANT: How many? -Uh, four.

Newton says that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

-You sure we shouldn't stick together? -it's just for a couple of hours.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

And even better, hey, it's gonna save five skipped lives.

Almost got it. Gently.

Dude, let me off!

Chick's on something.

This is obvious, he's falling off a ladder.

...it'll look like you're holding the devil's balls.

I already have your number.

...you've got nothing to worry about.

There's a couple of kids behind them, but I can't make them out.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

Okay, who was sitting behind us on the roller coaster?

LAURA: Come on, let's go.

[YURI SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

Oh, shit. Not again.

-No. Get-- -Let's just get in the back, okay?

What do I care? It skipped me. For me, it is over. I'm not dying.