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i'm off the grid
What's Katie gonna do, Nick?
Bearclaw just told me a 10-minute joke about squirrels...
- Are you really a dancer? - Are you an idiot, Sam?
- What did I do? - You did something stupid.
Does everybody tip badly in the future, or is it just you?
- Jess? - Hi, Bearclaw.
- Cricket the Leaper. - Let me see.
- That's not a shadow? - What?
"I got your number from Nick. Wanna hang?" What's this?
JESS: Oh, God.
- Come on, spill. - Seriously, stop it.
Who's KT? I'm KT. What is happening?
[PUBLIC ENEMY'S "HE GOT GAME" PLAYING]
I gotta go.
- See this little SOB right there? - That's the guy?
This is not fair, it's gonna take all of my game to sleep with Winston's sister.
- It because I don't front, know what I mean? - Don't do that.
::: on your nose:
I'd say no.
- Do I ever finish writing my zombie book? - Z is for Zombie?
I knew this would pay off eventually.
- I hate Creed. - I don't care...
- I wanna die. SAM: Hold on a second.
...I had the best sex of my life last night. He brewed me like a fine chamomile...
- I could figure out what... SCHMIDT: Kanye, Beyoncé...
I got laid off last week. I don't know what to do.