Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Autocorrect changed "body" to "meat bar."
- Here's your check, man. - Thanks.
Yeah. Hey, hold still.
Schmidt, I'm a professional basketball player.
- My hair hasn't looked like that in weeks. - It looks just like that.
- She's got some pretty dark needs. - Well, I hope you don't like him...
I came back into my body. Only thing is...
Mother, may I?
SCHMIDT: This is making me furious. JESS: It's multi-cloth collage.
- Yes. - Be someone I've always wanted to be.
...which I like to refer to as "The Night of the Shoshannas."
"Because once you see my body...
- I know we... - I've been...
...I became a werewolf, scared some teenagers.
Now you feel even hotter.
Oh, my God. Phone's ringing. Gotta take this.
You know what, I'm gonna say yes. I think, yeah, let's do this. Um...
Liar!
Oh, my God.
- Faster. SCHMIDT: Grasshopper, get in there.
Oh, you're so hot.
...when I, uh...
I would've taken you to the bathroom.
Now you go.
I'm Sam, from Cupid-Match.
Oh, my God. I forgot.
What is this, prison?
- Way. - Are you serious?
You did that yourself, in middle school.
If he touches your sister, I'm gonna stop paying your cell phone bill.
Yeah, you know what? We're perfect together.
It's like I finally found my lady bear.
...three, young Ann-Margret, four, old Ann-Margret...
I've been eyeing him for a while. That one's gonna turn green one day, then:
Him down on the way here.
Don't get self-conscious, you've got this. You've got it.
I felt like we had a connection too.
What was the band that we...
- Shut up. - Shut up, Andy!
Everybody scoot, a little scoot down.