Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I find out how you died, want me to tell you?

...I know what I'm gonna do with all my free time.

- What a waste. - I'm pretty sure it is not a waste.

Like, maybe I could marry this woman.

It's my only outlet.

- Absolutely not. - Well, I know you didn't shower this morning.

Do we invent them?

I can drink at 11 a.m.

Nick! Nick, wait, please.

You know, I Internet date so I don't have to sleep with people I work with.

I don't know if you ever get that feeling like...

SCHMIDT: Insane. NICK: Jess, can I have a word with you?

- Really? - Okay, teamwork. Defense.

Ask him when I meet Kanye.

Schmidt, I only go out with guys who play basketball.

Good, because historically speaking, I'm like catnip to tough African-American women.

...I was all like: "Aah!"

- What? - What photo were you working from?

He says, "Can't stop thinking about what you're gonna wear tonight."

- Right. - You could make weird art or...

BEARCLAW: That's why they call me Bearclaw.