Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. I'm putting an end to this.

[woman] There is one.

All this pretending to be a superhero is just...

But not for long.

[people clamoring]

So, check out what I found.

-No, the male hot one. -Him?

My wonderful, kind, brave, son.

The power of elements.

[ominous music playing]

but, but he was super aggro

Human champions are still humans

Go! Let's go, let's go!

I should have let you do your own thing.

You think I won't destroy you?

I don't know who you're talking about.

I'm just not sure

They actually pray for order and peace

Your guy's gonna die!

and, like, nobody recognizes her

Museums are fun.

[Freddy reading indistinctly]

[clearing throat]

Suddenly seems inappropriate.

All or none. That's the rule.

[breathing heavily]

a way for me to pretend I'm not broken.

It's been two goddamn years!

Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out

Your name is...

[gentle music playing]

-Billy Batson. -Yeah?

who gave me superpowers

No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly.

[Shazam exclaims]

which totally sucks balls, I totally get it.

a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia.

Meet, like how?

Why do we always have to play war games?

-Holy sh... -[wizard] Shh!

This is funny, right? I know what this looks like.

[magical voices] Say the word. Say the word.

Yes. The Justice Society

Here's what we've got, um...

I'm sorry, just, just save yourself.

and she's, like, an accountant or something?

Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork.

[Hespera] We've taken the power from two

[dramatic music playing]

Can you help fix my thoughts so that

-Oh! Shazam! -[lightning cracks]

it's about college again. I totally get it.

I bring a warning from beyond your realm.

-[shatters] -[gasps]

-[all screaming] -[roars]

Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't.

[heavy footsteps approaching]

Oh. [chuckles] My mind is already trash,

I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting.

["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio]

That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods

-from the great beyond? -That's it, I'm calling

-These are book titles. -[Shazam] Okay.

-[man 1] Yeah. -[people cheering]

[engine starts]

Your world will not survive this.

[speaking other language]

-three trash compactors. -[thuds]

[people clamoring]

And they're still dicks to you?

I'm a super listener.

Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs]

Can I just see you, before you go?

What a coinkidink! Um...

[Victor] Explain what?

[Freddy] Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to.

And you were right.

Now, do me a favor

Now, imagine it is not money,

I'm being serious.

The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles]

What are monsters afraid of?

Don't you forget it.

[people screaming]

Don't worry about that either.

And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time.

Father would never yield.

Like, face-to-face, right now.

[Victor] I know how it sounds,

and then Pedro, just normal Pedro.

-[choking] -[groaning]

-[both grunting] -Oh, no.

Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.

[whispering] No, I should go, not you.

internal organs when you stepped in.

with my brothers and sisters.

And do we have to do every single thing together?

We love you, Thundercrack.

Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right?

And today is your lucky day,

This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid.

super bad-guy stuff with it, okay?

Thanks. [chuckles]

It's pretty confusing that there are

You brought this world back to life.

And once they had his magic they went after other gods...

Hey, take my powers back.

Don't want him to get hurt.

Admitting there's always more to learn.

Don't sweat it. That trash can

No, no, all or none. We stick together.

[Super Hero Eugene] Oh.

-Okay. -No, no, no, I got ya!

[doorbell rings]

Just wanna know when he's coming back.

-"Whoa" what? -[superhero Darla] Look!

Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene.

the barrier between the world has been brought down.

Spend some time with the common folk.

[officer] Let's go, let's go. Let's go.

you got my bird letter?

-[magic resonates] -[screaming]

[breathing shakily]