Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You picked the wrong champion, man.
-You just left it there? -We were all there.
[grunting]
We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great.
of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah,
-[Freddy] Oh, my... -Ah! [pants]
and soon there will be no checks for you.
[magic whirring]
But, no.
Honesty.
that you may have feelings for Freddy.
one with me now.
Where in the hell have you been?
right there.
Billy?
Fortunately, there are no casualties.
Fitting place for a garden.
-[Victor] Dinner! -Coming.
welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
[people clamoring]
Is that different than the Justice League?
You were just in the neighborhood?
Well, then I have one more favor to ask.
But death would have been a luxury
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
I never meant for you to get hurt.
[people screaming]
and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it.
-[Shazam grunts] -Billy, no!
Come on, we're good.
[music continues playing on radio]
[dramatic music playing]
[sighs]
-I'm always okay. -Good.
Anne.
Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically,
[Shazam] Yep, yep.
[chuckling]
[chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff.
Okay.
[roars]
Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm.
[Shazam] Great question. No idea.
They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out.
[both grunting]
Dude, wake up. You did it.
[Ladon roars]
Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
about the daughters of Atlas.
is you.
Ladon's powers are too great, boy.
What?
Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister.
That's a spider.
You must be Anne.
waiting for a worm to enact some, what,
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles]
Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed?
Wait, what?
No.
[Shazam] Eugene!
not destroy another.
Be well, Billy Batson.
It was your hands that forged this staff for our father
-That was you? -Yeah.
the magic of the entire realm that was stolen.
But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk.
I guess maybe it's not so crazy.
No! I got you, I got you.
I'm going with them.
I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor,
So, all those statues used to be people.
[superhero Darla] Maybe if you try
-Shazam! -[crackling]
All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt.
and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
'cause I'm starting to... tingle.
Because without my family, I'm nothing.
Okay.
I still think we can beat it.
[roars]
[ancient lamentation music playing]
-We gotta get out of here. -We have to go right now!
I guess I'm just afraid that I'm...
[magical voices whispering]
Comic Con.
[Ladon groans]
the easier it will be.
I know it sounds crazy.
I don't even know what that is.
That's the power of the dragon.
Impossible.
[rumbling]
Stop.
All right, look.
I might know a way to destroy
No, that's not what we agreed to.
but I feel like
[both] No!
Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice.
We're the same age. You're young. We're young.
Do you?
But humans are not to be trusted.
That I'm gonna let you down.
It is the only escape from the tortures here.
Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you...
[dramatic emotional music playing]
[breathing heavily]
I just slither around endlessly.
Now. Now.
There's shelter ahead. Let's go.
The fate of your world depends on it.
a privilege, watching you all soar.
[sobs]
Yeah, sure.
Writing this down? No?
I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat.
Which we now know.
[grunting]
I have to work.
Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now?
Ladon.
My mom, my dad, everyone.
[Shazam] Hmm?
[breathing shakily]
Who are you? Do you have kids here?
[breathes heavily]
What? What? [gasps]
[Ladon roars]
It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it.
We can't let her die. She called me sweet!
What happened to her beautiful face?
The funnier I am,
Billy!
Is that...
Because nobody has the balls
How did...
Stop! Sir!
-It helps keep me loose! -Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
Yet, the unicorn does not love you.
Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now.
-[roars] -Somebody help!
[inhales sharply]
[kitten purring]
No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay?
[powers resonate]
Perhaps I will hold onto it for now.
[Rosa] Freddy?
Mary.
I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right?
[dramatic music playing]
Nothing lasts forever.
Fraying suspension cables.
I sense...
[people screaming]
but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex
Whoo! [chuckles]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic."
Ow.
He's lying.
[machinery powers up]
Father would be ashamed of both of you.