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[Shazam screams]

[Shazam grunts]

[Kalypso] A god has answered their prayers at last.

but, hey, all good.

[Freddy screaming]

in your world, Freddy Freeman.

They want to make a trade.

'cause my family looks to me as a leader,

-in the Pit of Endless Agony. -Okay, I feel like maybe

How about an arcane focus?

It was an apple. She wanted a snack.

[intriguing music playing]

we started off real, real, real, real strong, right?

[all screaming]

everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or...

-Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah,

Well, used to be. It's complicated now.

[people chattering]

And, and obviously I don't know

I'm gonna go check on the kids.

-I am so sorry! -I'm so sorry!

There's shelter ahead.

The staff is drained of magic.

It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up.

No, 'Sincerely, best'.

[unicorns roaring]

We have the staff and its powers.

But when things got bad,

Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods,

[Brett] Get up, man. What are you doin'?

My, what weapons they must have wielded.

[powers resonate]

That's not a small amount.

Let's go, let's go.

We do this our way, not theirs.

Now, say the word.

We're gonna need more Skittles.

"The king of beasts."

[clears throat] Yeah, absolutely

Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now.

"Dear daughters of Atlas,

I chose right when I chose you.

Did you not see what she was holding?

Just as they destroyed ours.

[Freddy] Nope, over it. Done it.

Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed

What are you doing?

I've never heard that name in my life.

and that's what we really use to trade!

[Shazam] Go, go, go!

and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest.

Total control freak.

Constantly breathing down your neck.

means I'm abandoning the family.

Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy.

The only way that barrier could be removed is if--

[Shazam grunting]

Power of chaos.

[both] There is no compromise.

Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene,

So, we have a lot to talk about.

and your neighbor picked it up and kept it.

but I'll never find out

[tires screech]

seal it with a kiss?

Lady, lady, you can't die!

You know, I'm not just a superhero.

where you were sitting when it happened?

I'm gonna take that as a yes.

is a stack of magical parchment.

-Pretty much. -[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool.

Yeah, can we get back on track?

You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge.

Whoa, guys, look!

No, just worthless.

I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group.

This all came from the tree, right?

[Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause...

I told you I would die before I help you.

Kalypso, hand me the staff.

Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I

[Shazam grunts]

Circle up, fam!

Now, you know your place, sister.

are they children like yourself?

-[creature grunting] -[officer screams]

[lightning cracks]

You're wasting my time, boy.

Think you'd love her, actually.

[whispering in other language]

That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam?

More fit than you.

then by the system,

Yeah, that's probably why you fell.

No, no, no, the other time.

And he should be laid to rest like one.

'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really.

No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough

Because of you,

[Billy whispering] What's going on?

-You know? -What?

because the age difference is very noticeable,

[people screaming]

You know something? That's how I amuse myself.

And it's a stupid rule, by the way.

-[sighs] It never ends. -[chuckles]

Hey. Are you okay?

Listen, if you need anything at all,

It's all about family!

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