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I never said I was rejected by my city.
Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation?
[tense music playing]
Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL.
[inhales sharply]
-[Super Hero Eugene] You okay? -[breathing heavily]
[man] Leave me to die.
[Victor] Oh.
Stick to saving the world, kid.
I know this is a lot to take in,
I'm okay. Go back inside.
Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that.
-I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um...
[magical voices] Say their names. Say their names.
Hey, buddy! Where you at?
No, human. You forgot about mine.
Oh, great.
-killing Genghis Khan? -Yes.
At some point, Billy, like
Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out
It's all about family
-Hmm. -Seriously. Ask him.
So when I found you guys, I had to hang on
A meaningless measure.
In Homer's tale,
With the wisdom of...
gods considered humans servants,
Say their names.
If you say you have to work...
Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers.
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman
[yells]
I regret ever choosing you.
What?
[Freddy] This is it. This is big time.
Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival.
the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some
Do you wanna meet one of them?
What is happening right now? All or none, guys!
-[chuckles] -[Brett] There she is.
-What? -Dude.
I'll just see you on the same side. I'll just see you on the same side. I'll just see you on the same side. I'll just see you on the same side.
[all screaming]
[people chattering]
[dramatic music playing]
-Yeah, seems definitive. -I dunno.
but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have.
Her?
And I can't say this to anyone else,
Also, nobody messes with my town!
and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together.
[laughing]
If thieves stormed your home in the night
You are not fit to wield it.
is gettin' a little moist.
and then, you know,
and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think.
You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right?
Is this a joke, Freddy?
unleashed against an unknown enemy.
[Freddy chuckles]
[alarm blaring]
-[Shazam grunts] -[gasps]
[Shazam groans]
There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so...
[Shazam] Hi, God... No?
I was just telling my friend Anne
Even though I don't like you very much,
[groans]
and warm and funny. [chuckles]
You buried me?
-Burn! -[chuckles]
Guys, that's what I call a total success.
Or me wanting to go to college
Now, go fight for your family.
[music swells]
and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.
Colonel?
[screams, grunting] Again?
-[crackling] -[gasps]
I don't know, man. This is your meeting.
I see how it is.
I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish.
[people chattering]
[chuckles] I think I got that in the bag.
you do, yeah, but you know,
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
Unicorns.
[Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute.
and yours that will mend it.
A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded
Help, somebody! [screams]
[both grunting]
you would naturally give chase, would you not?
You play the part of a man,
[docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few
[Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What?
[Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as
-[sniffs] -[galloping in the distance]
[roars]
Which brings us to our current exhibit,
-the Justice... -Yes!
-And death. -[sighs]
You don't know what you've done.
You're late.
Billy!
Billy. Billy, come on.
Which remains hidden in a place unreachable
Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy.
[dramatic music playing]
Hmm.
Let me see this.
It's the wizard.
[sentimental piano music playing]
but I promise to explain it all later.
Where he always is.
Thank you. What did you just call me?
[Mary screaming]
Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting
Oh, my baby. No.
Good, isn't it?
Hey, hey! This is what you want, right?
[Freddy sighs]
To fight crime?
Let's just get outta here! "LET'S just get outta here!"
[chirps]
Well, I mean, not this exactly.
I promise after this
[Freddy yelping]
[Anthea] We agreed to restore balance
-[snorts] -[Shazam chuckles]