Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what's my superhero name?

[dramatic music playing]

where Greece is at?

[gasps, chuckles]

are coming to hunt us.

-speaking from the heart. -Hmm.

I'll see you on the other side.

[chuckles] Okay, first of all, they're boots,

Now we get to have our fun.

For you, everyone can be worthy

-Hostage situation? -Yeah.

Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear!

Billy. Billy, come on. Billy. Billy, come on.

a while ago I happened to have some lunch

Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts?

Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia!

like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right?

Thanks in part to our local heroes,

-Nice! -Bullseye.

[hesitating] Billy...

in Athens, Greece this morning.

It is blighted. It is unnatural here.

And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do

-Yes. -Look at this guy!

I'm not talking about that.

[people grunting]

Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh...

And often, that originates from trauma early in life,

Dad. We gotta go!

and held my whole family hostage,

but you do not play it well.

-So, that's you guys, right? -No.

aren't really exclusive, as of now.

Billy? You know Billy Batson? You know to see Billy Batson? Billy? You know Billy Batson? You know to see Billy Batson?

[magic resonates]

-[Freddy chuckles] -Not everything.

The daughters of Atlas are coming for you.

and he's saying the daughters of Atlas

of the foster system just like I did.

big bridge, kind of a couple blunders, right?

[Freddy yelps, grunts]

[Shazam chuckles]

They loathe humanity.

Right? [grunts]

Tell me everything.

-[ominous music playing] -[wind blowing]

I must try to sway Hespera.

Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated?

It's supposed to be sweet, like honey.

Anthea, I want you to take the apple

And it knows exactly what must be done.

But I really, really need your help.

This is very personal,

We'll give up our powers

This is what the name means.

You write a message on the magical paper

-[breathing heavily] -[crackling]

The most powerful thing about you

[tense music playing]

Letter, writing a letter. No, no, no!

I am no longer the champion. You are!

-Oh? -[chuckles]

I just want you all to know that.

[grunts, gasps]

Check fraud? What, are you kidding me? [gasps]

But then we grab one of them

[snaps fingers] Could be astral projection powers.

What's the big deal?

Good, good, good.

[unsettling music playing]

-[roars] -[Shazam] Freddy!

and I need you to lure these things away

so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs,

the mythical staff of the gods.

We're a team! We're a team!

Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win.

I could no longer remain in my realm.

Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection.

that are totally unaffiliated,

Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here!

Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me.

she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team,

-What's going on up here? -[Freddy] Mis...

I knew you were gonna say that.

[Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi!

[Shazam] Hey, just a little constructive criticism.

-terrific! -[cell phone ringing]

-Janitors. -[groaning]

so if you don't mind me asking,

I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner.

[Freddy] Billy?

Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore.

Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay?

I also wanted to see your faces one last time

Where are you going now?

Steve, add 'unharmed'

I like that, for some reason.

[both chuckling]

[magical voices echoing]

from entering the human realm.

kill the traitor.

[soldier growls]

-"'Crime and Punishment,' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah.

[superhero Mary] "Power of elements. Power of chaos.

which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so.

No, no, no. That's a hard pass.

Is that enough to kill the dragon?

-You knew? -Yeah.

-[grunts] -[magic resonates]

-[Victor] Billy? -He's over here!

and no one was worthy of what I once shared

-No, Billy! -No, no, no.

[Shazam] Oh, yeah.

Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball,

Oh, goddamn it!

[Shazam chuckles]

I should be writing all this down.

Destiny's Child did it better.

Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution.

can get in here, through any door that we want.

and then dude just, like, died in front of my face.