Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades.

[Mary and Pedro gasp]

[mysterious music playing]

-Whoa! -[docent] Okay,

The unidentified barrier appears

The other Champions...

and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message.

I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics

A little more sarcastic than Billy said,

I won't touch him. You have my word.

-On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon!

By the way, uh, she has a sister.

if I had gone to college.

But your heart is wise.

and I didn't want to spook him.

can learn to live in peace.

to handle what's inside my brain.

Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world.

From the Tree of Life.

Why would I wanna do that? Yes!

-Okay. -Bye, Mom.

Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted.

Make sure you put a dash in there, though,

[clicks tongue] I have a plan.

-Well, you must get up. -For what?

-[Shazam] No! -[women grunting]

[heroic music playing]

-what a great guy you are. -We need to talk.

Let's try this crazy thing.

Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard.

Wonder Woman doesn't have a job!

Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers.

[Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of

I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe,

The skin peeled off his face.

and they're not shitty, they're new.

Freddy, Anthea, don't!

What did she say? What are you doing?

What is wrong with these people?

Look at him, he's so handsome.

-No? -Okay. I'm out.

She sure didn't see that coming

[unsettling music playing]

[Hespera] Even if we did, the Tree of Life

and stole all your coin and then fled,

wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff.

[Freddy] Oh, shit.

You know, you're not such a bad wizard.

is a thing of beauty.

Well, good things can happen at night.

Oh, man. I missed you guys.

[Freddy] Billy?

[mysterious music playing]

let's go back to the tape.

[ominous music playing]

and open your eyes and laugh

sealing it away forever.

They drive a Dodge Ram.

I'm just kidding, it's real easy.

[Victor] Is this an army of unicorns

"The Wisdom of Solomon,

I want to contribute.

I thought we brought her in too easily.

Oh. Okay, cool,

Give us the powers, child.

about that god realm of yours?

Till I see you on the other side, sister.

[Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam,

two separate groups of superheroes

Relax. We know who you are.

but a little immature.

We should see it performed live.

Learn some about your world,

not like the ponies from your storybooks.

which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life

-[growls] -[groaning]

[car horn honking]

but I really don't, okay?

-[music stops] -[birds cawing]

Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs]

-But we don't need guns! -[gasps]

-Quiet! -Okay, okay.

What else have we learned, fam?

Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane.

I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.

and you have the gall

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be.

What are you talking about?

She's not in there.

Mostly with you.

but, like, in a dangerous way.

[unsettling music playing]

-Yeah. -Why do you have sunglasses on?

Look, we've seen what you can do.

Friend of Freddy's, I hear.

Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses

Now it's time for you to fly.

"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?

-[Freddy gasps] -Your crutch!

Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas,

-[creature roars] -[unicorns roar]

You're back! Billy told me all about you.

I was just brave because I knew I had powers.

Just be at the Rock, Freddy.

[sniffs] porta-potty.

You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon,

but you don't deserve strawberry.

So I was sitting, yeah...

[Ladon growling]

gonna let 'em all down. You know?

You are a lost boy

when all they do is dismantle it at every turn.

-[object clatters] -[Freddy yelps]

this realm has ever witnessed.

[creature screeches]

Have you decided what you're gonna do

Power of axis. Very cool, very,

Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla.

And talented. And ridiculously handsome,

go kick their ass, okay?

We're still kinda workshopping it, so...