Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[tires screeching]

the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods.

[imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball.

Oh! Gaseous form!

The power of all the gods,

[solemn music playing]

so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball.

[door opens, closes]

Take my powers back.

You look great.

Offer up our powers for Freddy.

by any of their kind. Come, come, Jeff. Faster.

[people shouting]

[Hespera gasps]

Victor, wake up.

because of how words work.

[Shazam] Hurry, everyone!

We need to talk. This guy loves to talk.

But I'd like to meet that person

and Batman is so cool!

[grunting, breathing heavily]

You don't have a shred of wisdom

but you stepped in anyway.

but you will never be a true god.

I am not entirely sure how to parent, here.

-How? -Don't worry about that.

[people chattering]

Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on

[creature skittering]

Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic.

But made you look.

it was coming out of my mouth.

( kitten Yzma mewing )

[all speaking at once]

And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl,

[man 5 in English] Oh, my God! Look out!

Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone,

You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name!

[Shazam] Oh, come on! What is happening?

in that brain of yours.

Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent.

And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist,

'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady.

Um, you wanna show me

Trauma? Uh, I don't know.

[dramatic music playing]

-[mysterious music playing] -[crackling]

with a lightning bolt on it

you did not hesitate.

He was yelling about all this

You pimpin' now, what is this?

And that you will because you cannot leave.

Organic chem is my meditation.

[horn continues honking]

Are you guys taking this stuff in?

Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs

-It's pathetic. -[knees crack]

'Cause the city of brotherly love

-Here? [chuckles] -Right there, yeah.

-No. -[gasping]

[Ladon roaring]

This is from the Champions.

Right? Rejected by your parents,

[Anthea chuckles]

Come on, Billy.

but everyone here has become weak.

Freddy, we only have one rule.

I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest.

-[grunts] -[ringing]

and torture mankind for all eternity

And now two more must die, and for what?

-labyrinth? -[Shazam] Guys...

-[roars] -Hespera. [pants]

[people screaming]

Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind?

It's the part where you wake up

Quiet one, she is.

-I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard.

-We are the guns. -[Mary] Darla!

the Philadelphia Fiascoes?

Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess?

I don't want anyone else to die.

So strong, they reportedly broke

Always has to know where I am.

[distant chattering]

so I'd actually like to see you try.

Someone broke this?

[both grunting]

[sobs] You asshole!

These are, like, legal terms.

I tell you how we fight it.

is surging through me,

And we're here to make you an offer.

Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead?

[woman] Keep going. Keep going!

[Victor whimpers]

-Now I'm a superhero. -Nice!

Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes

toys to be played with,

Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up.

Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you.

[Burke] Yeah. [Brett] Bye, new girl.

meaning you broke the barrier between worlds.

-Oh. -[Rosa] Whoo! Ole.

You're gonna wanna hold on tight.

-[growls] -[creatures screeching]

Okay. You're supposed to wake up.

[Kalypso] Of course you turn to her.

-[people screaming] -[creature growls]

Only she can subdue our sister.

if you gave it a chance.

["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio]

[foreboding music playing]

one must have patience.

Well, this seemed inevitable.

Don't you see what you're doing to these people?

[foreboding music playing]

[Kalypso] Anthea, you simpering bore.

"Rejected by city."

Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right? But, um...

waiting for this moment.