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He's doing fine.
Okay.
Hey guys.
We were having fun!
No worries.
Actually, I don't think so.
Everyone knows that I can score.
- Rhamondre Stevenson
Thank you Justr... Justrum
So we saw, like, 20 houses, and they were all awful, you know.
Got an A-plus in the au pair department.
I thought we had plans.
Uh, the rope.
I sweat like a man.
Oh, don't bring this up.
Three yards? Are you kidding?
Have you seen my wife?
emotional cheating, and this is not acceptable.
I always drink responsibly.
And I smell like... Ow!
Uhh... ♪ Sweet, salty, crunchy, too.
get together for some drinks.
'Cause, uh, you know, it's old school.
Hi, I'm Andre Nowzick.
I'm just snacking. Chip?
You guys still doing missionary Wednesdays?
of all time.
But who would save her from you?
This is the ultimate hookup.
Andre, I'm not going to interfere as long as you don't
Tell me everything.
Were you just looking at that waitress?
Dr. Andre Nowzik for two, please.
Vanessa... she is hot.
You know, my sister has a retrograde uterus.
But why aren't you inside of me right now?
You want to watch, like, MTV or something?
And congratulations. Hey.
Yeah, don't, don't shake him.
I'm just going to make a peanut butter and jelly.
question.
Why? The jazz place doesn't have a bathroom?
What are you doing here?
Just shoot it real quick, and, uh...
Uh, yeah, I'll just... I'll hang onto this, see if...
We're going to go see some hot jazz or, you know...
Did you vulture my au pair?
It's hydraulics.
Yeah, that's true.
What? Uh... You look away.
Andre, I thought you were turning off the charm machine.
I didn't... Think of tonight as a dress
Look, you guys can all hang out here and watch the games, but that is it.
Not again.
You got your shot.
You will be dating a Chicago Bear by the end of the week.
How did you know about this place?
See you guys.