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If we're looking at photos, I got some photos of, au pair applicants.
What?
Taco, nice meeting you.
Not long.
I work the street like a man.
Oh, double au pair.
Oh, really? Here.
to go back to her place and have sex...
Okay, now you're creeping everyone else out in the bar.
I am at a hotel bar.
You're the Mike Tolbert of my life.
I'm not going to be inside... Whoa. Hi.
Sweet and salty, crunchy, too.
Yeah, yeah, the meat lobes.
I don't know if I'll even ever really need it.
This is like au pair quality.
Absolutely.
Mr. Ruxin, are you home?
interrupted you.
with a 'stache.
I think you're laying on the charm a little thick.
Hey.
We're at a law firm.
Gotta say, guys, good vibes on the au pair.
He got some chocolate pudding on his face. He's asleep now.
Listen, I know a number of single guys... What the hell?!
You have no idea what I go through, Matthew.
You say that every time you lie.
Are those boobs? Gross!
Yes?
But I think I found a better solution.
Taco, Matthew Berry, the ESPN Fantasy Football expert.
Fine.
That's what I'm talking about.
Pete... He vultured my date.
You immediately seem guilty.