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I don't even eat chocolate.
What? No.
I've got the perfect first date restaurant, the perfect
Good night.
And you said, "What? I've got testicular cancer."
Hello.
Experience Andre.
I just wanted to make sure you guys were okay.
I should do that, too.
Hold it still. I can't see.
Yeah, yeah. But what is this date for exactly?
Uh, listen, I didn't want to insult you.
Boom.
She must have freaked out.
She is not on my team... You're not even...
♪ Ruxin's home alone!
No, no. He never even made it to the finals. I don't know.
It hasn't been the easiest day, I mean, Ellie's got a...
Taco, we're going!
I didn't mean to cut you off.
How many dates have you been on with this woman?
Okay.
you some life advice here.
They're not twins, Taco.
Oh, the one with my name on it that's in my garage normally?
You can't just have sex with a girl when you meet her.
I already have two au pairs touching my dinger.
That's okay.
You're good?
So that girl contacted you with romantic interest?
Uh, no. I... I can... I'll get you another one right away.
Oh, hey.
So do not interfere.
You've been married for a while.
Well, you saved me.
I'll offer him some weed.
Yeah, exactly.
I could punch it in, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Why don't you take him? Yeah.
Ooh, hey, ooh!
Listen, it's okay, it's okay.
Look at this. Boom.
We need chain movers.