Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll convert right now.

He's a friend of ours who's going to have sex with Andre's date.

And a half chub?

Do they even look like sisters?

Nice. Congrats.

bogart my date with Matthew Berry.

I'll convert right now on you.

Nothing's gonna happen.

I'm in surgery.

Are you pulling me from the game?

Wow, what a great first date idea.

You... you don't need anything.

No, no, no, no, no.

Listen, I'm here to help.

I have to get back to work.

And you look just like Tom Cruise.

Taco, I'm Matthew.

Football's just like white noise.

You said something about LaGarrett Blount. I... I... I

What are you... Gah, oh... What... now... Can I get a beer?

It's delicious.

I don't have a son.

I... I understand that.

If you must know, I work at an orphanage.

I'm just-- I'm trying.

Oh, yeah, and the worst stuff behind his back.

Kevin, have you been looking at porn on my computer?

happened to me.

You pulled in, like, ten minutes ago.

If I was that guy, I'd be, like, "Oh, is LaGarrett Blount

else comes in and scores a touchdown.

Please. The night you proposed, I said, "What's the bulge in your pocket?"

game, all right?

It's disrespectful.

Oh, that'd be cool.

Matthew Berry is the prettiest girl in this bar, and

We're trying to, you know, help you out a little bit.

These are little bite marks.

Have you been looking at porn on my computer?

Double au pair!

interest in rock climbing.

I want a kid so I can have an au pair.