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Do they even look like sisters?
You said something about LaGarrett Blount. I... I... I
I have to get back to work.
These are little bite marks.
Listen, I'm here to help.
And you look just like Tom Cruise.
I'm just-- I'm trying.
I don't have a son.
Hey, hey.
Have you been looking at porn on my computer?
This is crazy.
Double au pair!
Which is?
Taco, I'm Matthew.
Nothing's gonna happen.
We're trying to, you know, help you out a little bit.
If you must know, I work at an orphanage.
What are you... Gah, oh... What... now... Can I get a beer?
She cute?
He's a friend of ours who's going to have sex with Andre's date.
No, no, no, no, no.
happened to me.
Come back!
You... you don't need anything.
with that."
Please. The night you proposed, I said, "What's the bulge in your pocket?"
It's delicious.
Wow, what a great first date idea.
I'll convert right now.
Oh, that'd be cool.
game, all right?
I... I understand that.
Are you pulling me from the game?
Oh, yeah, and the worst stuff behind his back.
Matthew Berry is the prettiest girl in this bar, and
I'm in surgery.
I'll convert right now on you.
else comes in and scores a touchdown.
Thanks, guys.
bogart my date with Matthew Berry.
I want a kid so I can have an au pair.
Oh, yeah.
If I was that guy, I'd be, like, "Oh, is LaGarrett Blount
You pulled in, like, ten minutes ago.
It's disrespectful.
Kevin, have you been looking at porn on my computer?
And a half chub?
Why?
interest in rock climbing.
My pleasure.
Football's just like white noise.
Nice. Congrats.