Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Someone's lookin' at a snake in her mailbox.
No, he can't.
- Confederate degenerate? - Southern-fried succubus?
Well, at least she's got a friend.
You're holding it.
out of $2,500. We are now worse than broke.
- and hid me from... - Freeze, Patsy Crime!
It's not real.
into a Chevy commercial, so I, uh, changed a few lines.
"Boy, you sure have married a lot of super-hunks."
I just want to win one thing in my life!
Lurleen, this barbecue is delicious!
was so patriotic, they decided to make it
Well, that's easy for you to say.
Oh, Daddy, you made me the happiest girl
Why, it's right...
Well, you're a bigger woman than I am.
for dinner in five minutes.
Lurleen, the court orders you
who's, uh, actually me with a fake moustache.
and that new song you wrote is gonna be a really big hit.
ketchup, Coca-Cola, and fricasseed possum.
We plant trees, pick up litter, cut up milk bones
She must be what, uh, 12, 13 by now?
then take a walk on the ceiling.
that lasts more than five years.
That's like someone who doesn't like hamburgers or hot dogs.
Why'd you jump off the roof?
And while I'm in the hospital,
She needs to see you right away!
It's time for you to take control of your own destiny.
o/~ He's leaving his daughter again. o/~
I'll always be able to see your face.
Western wear merchandising and TV movies.
Oh, and you've gotta share your tips with Manuel,