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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Yes. - Abortively pedantic.
Let's go to the salón for a brandy.
- Is it warm in here? - Warm?
500 cokes and 1,000 7-Ups.
# They seem to take me for a fool
Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark.
I guess now you'll have to announce your retirement.
# Take me
- God bless you, but go. - I'm doing my best. He's pressuring me.
Mr Hoover, in your opinion,
You want anything with these sandwiches?
and in the sense of a presence and a being and a whole coming and going
The new dictator talking to one of his men.
You join us with the action just about to start.
- Sometimes you don't laugh and... - I can't put my finger on it.
The president is going to leave his office and walk down the steps of the palace.
- Yes, sir. - Well, let me have a thousand.
I'll bet that I could.
- Look, take over. Give me a clamp. - No!
- How did you plead? - Guilty. With an explanation.
We captured this rebel soldier this morning, Excellency.
- What? - I saw X-rays of you.
Can you say what is missing from me?
Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter...
in a civil ceremony in downtown Manhattan.
It will be very risky.
The latest work-in-progress at General Equipment.
Here comes the bride, and she's got a lot of fans here.
all citizens will be required
- What? - Dinner at the palace, 8pm.
- You want the cheese on rye? - 490 on rye.
(INDISTINCT)
(INDISTINCT COMMENTARY)
for one last word before he expires.
You're looking at me in a strange way, fellas.
You know, I actually think that I probably could go to the United States and fake it.
# O mio babbino caro
Today I tested an exercise machine
I know you can do it, Fielding.
Today's top stories:
# Sì, sì, ci voglio andare
and you suck out the poison.
- OK, I'll call Barbara. - All right, have her bring a friend.
I'll always wind up on my feet.
Ribs? I'd love some coffee, but I have a lot of work to do.
This light for the mood - it's not right, right now.
- Yes. - What do you mean? Like what?
Too long. We'll get another tailor.
You will fight a hero,
You know, just... I don't know why I even mentioned it, but...
In addition to that,
We must have a new leader.
Why don't you see what Norma's doing? She's always ready for action.
and we feel that the United States should give full support to the rebels
Take a look at this jacket - it was much too big.
Doing a sociological study on perversion.
This man is attempting the overthrow of the United States government.
This is Mr Fielding Mellish, one of our company's research testers,
I have been poisoned so many times, I have developed an immunity.
and I think I'll take Commentary and the Saturday Review.
goes on trial tomorrow for fraud, inciting to riot,
I don't know if you've been following it in the newspapers,
No... no.
Señor Fielding, dinner is served. Will you please?
- I brought you some cake. - Oh, thank you very much.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
And now, if you folks will bear with me for a moment,
Oh, would you like to volunteer for the Volunteers for San Marcos?
I smoke 'em.
Really terrific, and, erm...
For many years, I have waited for this day,
Dinner with the president?
Now... Mellish begins to make his moves and so does Nancy.
He will cut your throat and bury you.
The UJA is the United Jewish Appeal.
cinnamon toast and regular coffee.
Yeah, we'll straighten him out.
It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery
- No, there's a difference. - No, there isn't.