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What the fuck are you doing? You just let a Mexican through!
You're a great Meheecan, Butters, but maybe just not a leader of Meheeco.
Oh, my, God, it is!
Border Patrol officers are looking for volunteers
Dedicated, patriotic, tireless.
- So then... - so then the fireman says, "That won't even fit in my scrotum!"
Yeah, I think he was. Wait.
Uh, sir...
Oh, darling, it's wonderful.
You might have inadvertently gotten him killed!
Oh, dude. Sweet.
You made it across the border, but it did take you 21/2 weeks.
The standard-issue Border Patrol weapon is the P-29 stun baton.
What are we supposed to do,