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Listen, since this is our first night as roommates,
All right, then I'm not going in on this nightstick.
That's very good. I like a roommate with a sense of humor.
And the card attached would say
You bought pantyhose in petite Anybody could see, you couldn't get those past your knees
- Can I pet your cat, lady? - Why, sure, sweetheart.
Gee, this is fun already, being roomies with you two.
and I'm not about to part with Mr. Peepers.
Yes. Between the Lindstroms and the Johanssons.
and scared and by yourself.
Ma, you know that's not true.
Oh, I guess you two have been through a lot together, huh?
oh, let’s not drive. let’s skip there.
Oh, really, really? And the neighbors can't see in.
They'd do it in the mud if they had to.
Well, I thought I heard a prowler outside.
But they shot him into a tree.
Am I on Candid Camera?
- You mean, you didn't get dumped? - Well, actually, I did by my landlord.
This is the lanai. It is wonderful in the summertime.
Oh, listen, I can let my hair down and get crazy with the best of them.
It's obnoxious
He walked.
- What's his name? - Mr. Peepers.
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